5 Things To Do Over The Holidays

Well, it's Easter once again - at least it was last week - and when you go to school in France that means a two week holiday! Yes, that's right, you carcasses fit for dogs! (I'm trying out Shakespearean insults, just bear with me) I, Sophie 'Spud Girl'* Morgan have had a week off, and today begins my second week of luxury and far too much fan fiction for the brain to bear! I have, however, decided to make sure I do at least five interesting/stimulating/insanely stupid things THIS week, and so those three computer keys will not have pinged off my computer in vain.
                                                                                                                                                                           
1 - Research, write, and publish at least one web essay about Sherlock Holmes. NOTE: Theme should not be how brilliant it is. It could involve something to do with an obscure fact that the Conan-Doyle haters have picked up on. Do I know any obscure facts (apart from the Sigerson Conundrum)? Maybe Holmes hates ducks or something. I could definitely write about Holmes hating ducks.
                                                                                                                                                                        
2 - Exercise at least once a day. May seem obvious, but it's surprisingly easy to let the day pass blogging what you're going to do instead of doing it. NOTE TO SELF: Should I write a post about this?
                                                                                                                                                                         
3 - Launch an investigation in to why some people feel the need to walk around with their pants around their knees. Why do they do this? They sound like a lot of mammering beetle-headed clack-dishes to me.
                                                                                                                                                                                  
4 - Watch Downfall and improve my knowledge of the last days of Nazi Berlin.
                                                                                                                                                                                   
5 - Learn at least five cockney expressions. I already know 'Would you Adam and Eve it!' and that cigarettes are called 'Salmon' (No, I don't know why.) so just three more to go.
                                                                                                                                                                                  
I will be updating on these I expect, and I'd love to hear your thoughts (I will post my Holmes essay too).

Happy Holidays, you beslubbering clapper-clawed dewberries!


* I was not nick-named 'Spud Girl' because I looked like a potato. I do not look like a potato. It's a long story and I'll write a post on it.