Nothing actually interesting happens where I live. I go on Nerdfighters.com (highlight!), go to school, get stared down by popular bitches, not fancy anyone, and desperately NEED NERDFIGHTER T SHIRTS!
You'd think there'd be a lot of stuff around my life - moved to France, trying to learn French, living in a village in the middle of nowhere; (That was my attempt at sarcasm. It's a nice village though. I have architechture! Beat that beswimmingpooled luxury homes with the sea or even just a local shop so you don't have to cycle a mile whenever you feel like a drink!) but as I say, there isn't really anything. Or at least, that's what the people here think. They don't know I have a double life - geeky bespectacled girl by day, Nerdfighter by night. Sometimes I think I'm really sad - maybe that's true if you think about it. I have no human friends. There is never a Nerdfighter gathering near where I live. But hey! Who actually cares about that? And it certainly means I have time to work on my plan for world domination...
Don't worry, nerds. Thou Shalt Be Spared.
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